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Midlife Crisis

by Rebel One

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Play this when you're out there adulting, and all you wanna do is drive fast, drink hard, and ball out...but you gotta be at work tomorrow. And you need to check in with your accountant to be sure you're not out of sorts with your taxes. In the mean time, get yours, homie.

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In the middle of a midlife crisis,
Vitals determine my life expectancy
Stress flattens the trajectory
Vision blurred due to Veins in eye lids

Bulge. Irritated, fix with visine
Cold press, particular hygiene.
Dreams come to focus, heavy doses
Theanine Caffeine Wu Tang hypnosis.

Hoo hahh war imma give it to ya, Hoo
the weapon in my drawer gonna rip into ya!
Boy, issa threat ain't even mad bout it
Pitch I'm in the box, swing the bat about it.

Bat, blade, or bare handed
Batter bodies like I'm chef hannibal, Man did
You get the point of that ginsu?
How you want it? Cant express what I been thru

However this mane will git you
Any means, leave debris for MEs to sift through
Times got a brother tight, a slipknot
On the thin spot of a neck stretched till it pops

Reagonomics had us on crack pipes
White lines, dirty courdouroys and washed hypes
We would see 'em scheming at stop lights
Zombies in the day, death in my sights

Push poison, flip or die, grip rides
keep afloat, survive in seas with rip tides
Grow gills keep moving like barracuda
My pool duels scuba divers with a pair of rugers

Harpoons, no pontoons can res-cue you
Set adrift, in a hurricane on a jetSkiDoo
Tough lunatic with a wish for riches
fill gaps like detectives and spent snitches

If I want it imma get it, bear witness
As I dump expenses on some rare widgets
Spare smidgens as I prepare for visits
To Village Inn in Rhinestones to Ric Flair in it.

Woo! Out the Uber, Live gets a hunnid likes
Dressed like a hero, rings blingin in the light
Stunt like I’m Evil, Kineval on a motorbike
Higher than a tightrope, wilding for the night! Woo!

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released November 29, 2020
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REBEL ONE Atlanta, Georgia

I make hits. Born and raised into music, classically trained in percussion and piano from the age of five. Since 1995, I've been producing, composing, and writing music for a wide variety of genres and artists. Been around the free world, experienced cultures and music that helped forge an eclectic style that is likened to none other. ... more

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